More Tentacle Sex Jokes: The New Jersey Sea Monster

A New Jersey fisherman caught a horrifying creature that’s being called The New Jersey Sea Monster in the Raritan River two years ago. Although it looks like a sci-fi  special effect — possibly from a movie called Toothy Vagina Snake II: The Reckoning — it is, in fact, a sea lamprey. Which is basically a giant tentacle with teeth.  In other words, this is the basis for some deeply disturbing tentacle sex anime movies.

Tentacle monster

Someone in Japan is furiously masturbating to this right now. 

7 Comments on “More Tentacle Sex Jokes: The New Jersey Sea Monster”

  1. Joe Rocco says:

    Is that N.J. Gov. Chris Christie months after the lap band surgery? I’m getting the chills.

  2. paywindow7 says:

    Heyyy, wait a minute…I know her..

  3. pvenkman says:

    I’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going.

  4. Mandy F. says:

    Sadly, I am now dying to see Toothy Vagina Snake II: The Reckoning.

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