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Happy New Years, everyone! Hope you have a very mysterious 2015. 👽
Police helicopters in Brazil doing a sweep over a posh neighborhood were startled to spot a large swastika painted at the bottom of a swimming pool. The house with the pool is located in the Santa Catarina region, which has a long history of immigration from — you guessed it — Germany.
Elderly “Herr Smith” was banned from the Christmas pageant for repeatedly trying to herd Joseph and Mary into a local bakery.