Body of Tiny Winged Humanoid Found in Mexico?

Paranormal researchers in Mexico claim to have found the body of a tiny winged humanoid. X-rays revealed a skeleton inside the figure, bolstering the researchers’ claims that it is the remains of a real-life fairy. Winged-Creature-from-Mexico

Tinker Bell has really let herself go. 

Check out the video below:

 

 


Giant Kraken Captured by Google Earth?

Google Earth photos taken near Antarctica show what some cryptozoologists believe may be a real Kraken, a mythical giant sea squid that attacked ships and were greatly feared by 18th century sailors.

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I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going. (Yep, that joke never gets old.) 

Of course, the picture is causing debate in the paranormal researcher community, with some claiming that the photo actually shows a USO (Unidentified Submerged Object, AKA an underwater UFO) rising from the sea.

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Seems legit. 

Here is the actual photo. What do you think it is?

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Is “splashy wet flipper monster” a real thing? 


Bottled Water From Loch Ness Now Available

Some very clever Scottish entrepreneurs have begun bottling and selling drinking water from Loch Ness. Of course, the water is filtered and purified before bottling, so there’s little chance of finding a stray scale or mysterious claw in your bottle. (Much to the disappointment of Nessie fans everywhere.)

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I’d  pay extra for claw. 


Man Dies at Zombie Convention

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How could they tell?  


Smithers to Finally Come Out of the Closet

This season on The Simpsons, Wayland Smithers Jr. will finally come out of the closet to the only person in Springfield who didn’t know he was gay: his boss (and longtime not-so-secret crush) Mr. Burns. This is going to be AWESOME.

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Ned: Come on Homer, I’m insisting on a fisting.

Smithers: What’s this about a fisting?


Lizard Man Sighted in South Carolina?

A woman leaving church in Bishopville, South Carolina, recently snapped a photo of what some are calling the area’s legendary Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp. Or what is clearly the cheesiest costume in recent monster hoaxer history.

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Sid and Marty Kroft could not be reached for comment. 


Stephen Hawking Backs Search for Alien Life