Body of Tiny Winged Humanoid Found in Mexico?
Posted: July 21, 2016 Filed under: Bizarre, Cryptozoology, Miscellaneous, Nerd HQ | Tags: Winged Humanoid; Winged Humanoid Found in Mexico Leave a commentParanormal researchers in Mexico claim to have found the body of a tiny winged humanoid. X-rays revealed a skeleton inside the figure, bolstering the researchers’ claims that it is the remains of a real-life fairy. 
Tinker Bell has really let herself go.
Check out the video below:
Giant Kraken Captured by Google Earth?
Posted: July 7, 2016 Filed under: Bizarre, Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Google Earth, Kraken, sea monster, Unidentified Submerged Object, USO Leave a commentGoogle Earth photos taken near Antarctica show what some cryptozoologists believe may be a real Kraken, a mythical giant sea squid that attacked ships and were greatly feared by 18th century sailors.
I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going. (Yep, that joke never gets old.)
Of course, the picture is causing debate in the paranormal researcher community, with some claiming that the photo actually shows a USO (Unidentified Submerged Object, AKA an underwater UFO) rising from the sea.
Seems legit.
Here is the actual photo. What do you think it is?
Is “splashy wet flipper monster” a real thing?
Bottled Water From Loch Ness Now Available
Posted: November 6, 2015 Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Loch Ness, Loch Ness Monster Bottled Water, Loch Ness Monster Water, Nessie Water Leave a commentSome very clever Scottish entrepreneurs have begun bottling and selling drinking water from Loch Ness. Of course, the water is filtered and purified before bottling, so there’s little chance of finding a stray scale or mysterious claw in your bottle. (Much to the disappointment of Nessie fans everywhere.)
I’d pay extra for claw.
Man Dies at Zombie Convention
Posted: October 19, 2015 Filed under: Bizarre, Nerd HQ | Tags: It's Always Florida, ZombiCon, zombie, Zombies 3 Comments
How could they tell?
Smithers to Finally Come Out of the Closet
Posted: September 29, 2015 Filed under: Miscellaneous, Nerd HQ | Tags: The Simpsons; Wayland Smithers; Wayland Smithers Coming Out; Mr. Burns Leave a commentThis season on The Simpsons, Wayland Smithers Jr. will finally come out of the closet to the only person in Springfield who didn’t know he was gay: his boss (and longtime not-so-secret crush) Mr. Burns. This is going to be AWESOME.
Ned: Come on Homer, I’m insisting on a fisting.
Smithers: What’s this about a fisting?
Lizard Man Sighted in South Carolina?
Posted: August 5, 2015 Filed under: Bizarre, Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp; Lizard Man Hoax 2 CommentsA woman leaving church in Bishopville, South Carolina, recently snapped a photo of what some are calling the area’s legendary Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp. Or what is clearly the cheesiest costume in recent monster hoaxer history.
Sid and Marty Kroft could not be reached for comment.
Stephen Hawking Backs Search for Alien Life
Posted: July 21, 2015 Filed under: Nerd HQ, UFOs | Tags: Stephen Hawking; Yuri Milner; Alien Life 2 Comments
Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!
Posted: July 11, 2015 Filed under: Nerd HQ | Tags: Nikola Tesla, Nikola Tesla birthday, Nikola Tesla The Oatmeal, Tesla vs. Edison Leave a commentToday is the birthday of Nikola Tesla, greatest inventor who ever lived (and possible cause of the Tunguska Explosion of 1908.)
Please to enjoy this excellent article about Mr. Tesla, brought to you by the fine people at The Oatmeal. Also, fuck Thomas Edison right in the eye socket. With a meat cleaver.
Someone knows how to rock a handsome pornstache. Ironically.
May the “Furce” Be With You
Posted: May 19, 2015 Filed under: Nerd HQ | Tags: 501st Capital City Garrison, Rohit Saxena, Star Wars Villains and Adoptable Pets, The Ottawa Humane Society Leave a commentBehold, the galaxy’s most adorable shelter pet adoption campaign: Star Wars villains holding homeless animals looking for a home. (Presumably not on Hoth.)
This is the snuggleboots I was looking for. Yes it is!
Now we know why Tusken Raiders dress like that. Allergies.
Pictured: Garindan and one very nervous bunny.
Not pictured: the foot-high pile of rabbit poop just out of frame.
May 4, 2015: You Knew This Was Coming
Posted: May 4, 2015 Filed under: Nerd HQ | Tags: May the Fourth Be With You; Star Wars Nerdom Leave a comment
Amused, you are.
No Faint Hearts in Fort Worth... 
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