Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!

Today is the birthday of Nikola Tesla, greatest inventor who ever lived (and possible cause of the Tunguska Explosion of 1908.)

Please to enjoy this excellent article about Mr. Tesla, brought to you by the fine people at The Oatmeal. Also, fuck Thomas Edison right in the eye socket. With a meat cleaver.

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Someone knows how to rock a handsome pornstache. Ironically.  


May the “Furce” Be With You

Behold, the galaxy’s most adorable shelter pet adoption campaign: Star Wars villains holding homeless animals looking for a home. (Presumably not on Hoth.)

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This is the snuggleboots I was looking for. Yes it is! 

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Now we know why Tusken Raiders dress like that. Allergies

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Pictured: Garindan and one very nervous bunny.

Not pictured: the foot-high pile of rabbit poop just out of frame.  


May 4, 2015: You Knew This Was Coming

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Amused, you are.

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Nothing Bundt Bigfoot: Yeti Sighted in Hilarious Cake

Now ya’ll know how much I love a Bigfoot cake. Now there’s a brilliant new twist on the genre: the Yeti Bundt cake! You slice a seemingly boring cake open to reveal the secret Sasquatch within. Now let’s be clear – it’s no Biggie and Nessie cake. But it’s pretty damn cool.

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Bigfoot-flavored — it tastes like blueberries and blurry camera work. 

*Thanks to FOB Jennifer Malone for sending this one in. You rock, Jen! 


Catfish Named for Star Wars Character

Naturalists names a newly discovered species of catfish the Peckoltia greedoi, in honor of Greedothe Rodian bounty hunter who was killed by shot in self-defense by Han Solo in the original 1977 Star Wars movie. You can see the resemblance below:

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Note the identical glassy eyes and itchy trigger finger. 

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Admiral Ackbar could not be reached for comment. 


Loch Ness Ladle

My birthday is in November so…. only 270+ shopping days left to snap this fantastic Loch Ness Soup Ladle up for me. #JustSayin’ #NessieNoodle #SeaSerpentSplitPea

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Because everything tastes better with a little monster in it…


Possible X-Files Re-Boot?

Fox Television Group has just announced a possible re-boot of “The X-Files” series, with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson coming back to portray Mulder and Scully. Must. Not. Explode. With. Joy.

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I want to believethis will happen.