Today is the birthday of Nikola Tesla, greatest inventor who ever lived (and possible cause of the Tunguska Explosion of 1908.)
Someone knows how to rock a handsome pornstache. Ironically.
Behold, the galaxy’s most adorable shelter pet adoption campaign: Star Wars villains holding homeless animals looking for a home. (Presumably not on Hoth.)
This is the snuggleboots I was looking for. Yes it is!
Now we know why Tusken Raiders dress like that. Allergies.
Pictured: Garindan and one very nervous bunny.
Not pictured: the foot-high pile of rabbit poop just out of frame.
Amused, you are.
Now ya’ll know how much I love a Bigfoot cake. Now there’s a brilliant new twist on the genre: the Yeti Bundt cake! You slice a seemingly boring cake open to reveal the secret Sasquatch within. Now let’s be clear – it’s no Biggie and Nessie cake. But it’s pretty damn cool.
Bigfoot-flavored — it tastes like blueberries and blurry camera work.
*Thanks to FOB Jennifer Malone for sending this one in. You rock, Jen!
Naturalists names a newly discovered species of catfish the Peckoltia greedoi, in honor of Greedo, the Rodian bounty hunter who was
killed by shot in self-defense by Han Solo in the original 1977 Star Wars movie. You can see the resemblance below:
Note the identical glassy eyes and itchy trigger finger.
Admiral Ackbar could not be reached for comment.
My birthday is in November so…. only 270+ shopping days left to snap this fantastic Loch Ness Soup Ladle up for me. #JustSayin’ #NessieNoodle #SeaSerpentSplitPea
Fox Television Group has just announced a possible re-boot of “The X-Files” series, with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson coming back to portray Mulder and Scully. Must. Not. Explode. With. Joy.