Smithers to Finally Come Out of the Closet

This season on The Simpsons, Wayland Smithers Jr. will finally come out of the closet to the only person in Springfield who didn’t know he was gay: his boss (and longtime not-so-secret crush) Mr. Burns. This is going to be AWESOME.


Ned: Come on Homer, I’m insisting on a fisting.

Smithers: What’s this about a fisting?