Bottled Water From Loch Ness Now AvailablePosted: November 6, 2015 Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Loch Ness, Loch Ness Monster Bottled Water, Loch Ness Monster Water, Nessie Water Leave a comment
Some very clever Scottish entrepreneurs have begun bottling and selling drinking water from Loch Ness. Of course, the water is filtered and purified before bottling, so there’s little chance of finding a stray scale or mysterious claw in your bottle. (Much to the disappointment of Nessie fans everywhere.)
I’d pay extra for claw.
Loch Ness LadlePosted: January 27, 2015 Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Loch Ness, Loch Ness Monster, Nessie Soup Ladle Leave a comment
My birthday is in November so…. only 270+ shopping days left to snap this fantastic Loch Ness Soup Ladle up for me. #JustSayin’ #NessieNoodle #SeaSerpentSplitPea
Because everything tastes better with a little monster in it…
This Week in Loch Ness Monster News….Posted: August 28, 2013 Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: Fort Augustus, Loch, Loch Ness, Loch Ness Monster, Nessie Leave a comment
A Scottish photographer recently captured photos and a video of what he believes could be the elusive Nessie taking a swim through the Loch. It’s either the Monster or one GINORMOUS eel.
It’s huge, black and phallic. Call the Kardashian sisters.
Of course, some people love Nessie, and some people love Nessie.
Monster fetishes: More common than you think.
Also, for the record — do not Google “sexy lake monster” even to find funny photos for your blog. Bad things happen, people. Very bad things.
I think they mean “Lady of the Land of Lakes” Butter Fan Club.