Bottled Water From Loch Ness Now Available

Posted: November 6, 2015 | Author: | Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: , , , | Leave a comment

Some very clever Scottish entrepreneurs have begun bottling and selling drinking water from Loch Ness. Of course, the water is filtered and purified before bottling, so there’s little chance of finding a stray scale or mysterious claw in your bottle. (Much to the disappointment of Nessie fans everywhere.)

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I’d  pay extra for claw. 

Loch Ness Ladle

Posted: January 27, 2015 | Author: | Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: , , | Leave a comment

My birthday is in November so…. only 270+ shopping days left to snap this fantastic Loch Ness Soup Ladle up for me. #JustSayin’ #NessieNoodle #SeaSerpentSplitPea

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Because everything tastes better with a little monster in it…

This Week in Loch Ness Monster News….

Posted: August 28, 2013 | Author: | Filed under: Cryptozoology, Nerd HQ | Tags: , , , , | Leave a comment

A Scottish photographer recently captured photos and a video of what he believes could be the elusive Nessie taking a swim through the Loch. It’s either the Monster or one GINORMOUS eel.

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It’s huge, black and phallic. Call the Kardashian sisters. 

Of course, some people love Nessie, and some people love Nessie.

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Monster fetishes: More common than you think. 

Also, for the record — do not Google “sexy lake monster” even to find funny photos for your blog. Bad things happen, people. Very bad things.

Lady of the Lake

I think they mean “Lady of the Land of Lakes” Butter Fan Club.