This Week in Loch Ness Monster News….

A Scottish photographer recently captured photos and a video of what he believes could be the elusive Nessie taking a swim through the Loch. It’s either the Monster or one GINORMOUS eel.

It’s huge, black and phallic. Call the Kardashian sisters. 

Of course, some people love Nessie, and some people love Nessie.

Monster fetishes: More common than you think. 

Also, for the record — do not Google “sexy lake monster” even to find funny photos for your blog. Bad things happen, people. Very bad things.

I think they mean “Lady of the Land of Lakes” Butter Fan Club.