World’s Best Birthday Cake Created in Fort Worth, TX

So I was just kidding (okay, hoping) that the Loch Ness Monster would show up for my birthday. But — to my absolute joy and excitement — Nessie DID show up! And she brought Bigfoot with her! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER MADE — the magnificent Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster Cake! This gorgeous confectionary masterpiece was made for me by my BFF and legendary baker Marina R. (No joke, y’all. I almost cried when I saw.)


Best Cake

Oh, no big whoop. Just Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster kickin’ it. As they do. 


“Oh, aye… Biggie and I have been on the down-low for years now.” 


“The love that dare not speak its name…. or, as I like to call it: Nessin’ with Sasquatch.” 


One glorious final shot. 

In summary: They can just stop making birthday cakes from here on out, as the best one has clearly been made and there are no more heights to be reached.

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