Come Back, Big Tex!Posted: October 22, 2013 Filed under: Miscellaneous | Tags: 2013 Big Tex, Big Tex, creepy new Big Tex, New Big Tex, Texas State Fair 2013 2 Comments
I miss our old state fair mascot. This new version looks less like Big Tex and more like Rapey Will Rogers.
Howdy, ma’am! Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Ewww. Hopefully they’ll be selling rape whistles and mace at the front gate along with event schedules.
And ENORMOUS cans of pepper spray…