A new species of shark that can actually WALK has been discovered in Indonesia. This new species uses four sturdy fins like feet to waddle along the ocean floor looking for small prey.
It’s like watching the world’s ugliest underwater puppy.
This new species is small and harmless to humans. SO FAR.
How long before it learns to walk on land? How long before it gets bigger and develops a taste for blood? How long before SyFy Channel execs have it starring in “Land Shark: Tooth or Consequences”?
I want to give you a big hug. With my teeth.