Behold! The Vampire Squirrel of Borneo

Scientists recently shot a rare photo of the elusive Vampire Squirrel of Borneo, seen below looking like a short, angry weaponized kangaroo. The Vampire Squirrel, which gets its nickname from its rumored taste for deer blood, is twice the size of a regular squirrel and has the bushiest tail of any known species.

In summary: Weirdest. Squirrel. Ever.

vampire squirrelPhil Spector

Taste for blood? Check. Giant afro? Check. Totally nuts? Check and mate.