Simpsons Theme Park: I Want To Go To There

D’oh! My dreams have come true — I will soon be able to drink overpriced beer at Moe’s Tavern and buy Hellboy comics at The Android’s Dungeon in Springfield. Universal Studios is building a Simpsons theme park in Orlando, Florida, that will include working versions of:

* Krusty Burger

* Lard Lad Donuts

* Moe’s Tavern (!)

* The Frying Dutchman, and

* Luigi’s Pizza

Most of all, I am looking forward to the new “intergalactic spinning” ride called Kang &  Kodos’ Twirl N’ Hurl, which will (hopefully) send me ***twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Twirl and Hurl

Twirling sold separately. 

***Note: You must be a profound  Simpsons nerd to get this joke. If you didn’t laugh, congratulate yourself on what must be a rich and interesting social life.


Kodos: They do realize that boarding the Twirl N’ Hurl will send them into an alternate slave dimension, right?

Kang: Hush, sister. Just keep smiling harmlessly. The humans will be giving us tentacle rubs in no time! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!





Tentacle jokes: They never get old. 

5 Comments on “Simpsons Theme Park: I Want To Go To There”

  1. Judy says:

    Love it! And, sadly, I do get all the Kang and Kodos references. I too hope to one day visit the Simpsons theme park and “eat, and grow large with food.”

  2. Mandy F. says:

    “My, Judy… you’re looking lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?” 🙂

  3. Joe Rocco says:

    You know, 2 weekends ago, Max and I spent half the afternoon with Matt Groening while we were in Venice at the Venice Art Walk. He came to support Mark and Esther and we all hung out together after. It’s about the 5th time I’ve met him, but the first time we all just hung out without a room full of people in tow. You would have loved it. Great day.

    And I will be first in line at Moe’s Tavern when this park opens.
    “You will toil in our underground chocolate quarries.”

  4. Mandy F. says:

    OMG, that is freakin’ amazing! You lead such a glamorous Hollywood lifestyle. SOOO cool. 🙂

  5. Mandy F. says:

    Oh, yeah — I will definitely camp out overnight to be the first in line to ride the Twirl N Hurl.

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