Simpsons Theme Park: I Want To Go To There

D’oh! My dreams have come true — I will soon be able to drink overpriced beer at Moe’s Tavern and buy Hellboy comics at The Android’s Dungeon in Springfield. Universal Studios is building a Simpsons theme park in Orlando, Florida, that will include working versions of:

* Krusty Burger

* Lard Lad Donuts

* Moe’s Tavern (!)

* The Frying Dutchman, and

* Luigi’s Pizza

Most of all, I am looking forward to the new “intergalactic spinning” ride called Kang &  Kodos’ Twirl N’ Hurl, which will (hopefully) send me ***twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

Twirling sold separately. 

***Note: You must be a profound  Simpsons nerd to get this joke. If you didn’t laugh, congratulate yourself on what must be a rich and interesting social life.

Kodos: They do realize that boarding the Twirl N’ Hurl will send them into an alternate slave dimension, right?

Kang: Hush, sister. Just keep smiling harmlessly. The humans will be giving us tentacle rubs in no time! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

Tentacle jokes: They never get old.