Gift-Wrapped Skulls Confound Brazilian PolicePosted: June 8, 2013
Police in Brazil are puzzled by the discovery that an unknown subject has been leaving elaborately gift-wrapped boxes containing human skulls around the town of Sao Paulo. Forensics tests reveal that the skulls are very old and some have dirt on them, leading some people (okay, just me) to theorize that the culprit is robbing graves to obtain the skulls.
Video cameras have captured footage of a woman in a long skirt leaving the seven gift boxes, which have been left almost exclusively (here it gets even weirder) Mormon temples and foreign consulates. (WTH?) Authorities are speculating that the boxes may be part of an occult ritual. Bottom line to Brazilians — if you find a gift-wrapped box randomly lying around public, don’t open it.
Giving head: You’re doing it wrong.