It’s Been A Long Time, I Shouldn’t Have Left You…

without a dope beat to step to. (Timabaland: “I knew Aaliyah.You, madame, are no Aaliyah.”)

My computer has been in the shop so I’ve not been able to deliver the bizarre sea monster and Elvis stories you’ve come to know and love. However, I’m online now and back in the vagina joke business. And cousin…  bidness is booming.


Kang: “Finally! We must celebrate.”

Kodos: “Agreed, brother. Break out the tentacle lube.”

4 Comments on “It’s Been A Long Time, I Shouldn’t Have Left You…”

  1. Joe Rocco says:

    All time and space shuts down when your computer is in the shop. I feel absolutely useless if I am not with my beloved mechanical baby. I’m particularly happy you are back to writing about Aliens and Cougars and Bigfoot and all the things that make life worthwhile. By the way, have you seen the trailer for “The World’s End” yet? Very “Shaun of The Dead” Territory.

  2. Mandy F. says:

    I hated being without a computer. So sucky!

    I did not even know that movie existed but now I am mildly obsessed with it. It looks fantastic! Thanks for sharing the love.

  3. Judy Lawson says:

    Thank God you’re back, Mandynga! I’ve been culturally and intellectually dormant without your blogs to sustain me.

  4. Mandy F. says:

    Awww, thanks, Judester! You are much too kind. 🙂

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