It’s Been A Long Time, I Shouldn’t Have Left You…Posted: July 4, 2013
without a dope beat to step to. (Timabaland: “I knew Aaliyah.You, madame, are no Aaliyah.”)
My computer has been in the shop so I’ve not been able to deliver the bizarre sea monster and Elvis stories you’ve come to know and love. However, I’m online now and back in the vagina joke business. And cousin… bidness is booming.
Kang: “Finally! We must celebrate.”
Kodos: “Agreed, brother. Break out the tentacle lube.”