Somewhere In Springfield, Homer Simpson Has a Massive Boner…

Introducing the Cronut, a half-donut/half-croissant hybrid that goes for $5 a pop in Manhattan and is selling on Craig’s List for $40 a piece. Chef/inventor Dominique Ansel refuses to divulge an exact calorie count but admits that it’s extremely high due to massive amounts of butter and cream that he injects into the layers with a syringe-like pastry tip before he deep-fries it.

Just look at it below, flaunting its sweet glazed decadence like a depraved Little Debbie. You’re mentally jamming your tongue into this right now, aren’t you?

I know I am.

ImageTechnically not porn. 


3 Comments on “Somewhere In Springfield, Homer Simpson Has a Massive Boner…”

  1. Judy Lawson says:

    Awesome! I can see my own fleshy donut expanding as we speak.

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