Zombie Survival Store Opens in Florida
Posted: October 5, 2013 Filed under: Bizarre, Nerd HQ | Tags: ammo, machetes, Orlando, zombie, zombie apocalypse, Zombie Survival Store 5 Comments
A Zombie Survival Army/Navy Store recently opened in Orlando, FL. It sells typical Army/Navy store stuff — camouflage jackets, ammo boxes, etc. — but it also features a pretty broad selection of supplies to help you survive a zombie apocalypse, such as MRE’s and first aid kits.
Although if you get a wicked zombie bite, I’m not sure a Band-Aid will help.
More usefully, they have a shit-ton of knives for sale.
Don’t think of it as a machete; think of it as a portable zombie guillotine.
So when the zombie apocalypse comes, head to Orlando to stock up on supplies. And trust no one.
No Faint Hearts in Fort Worth... 
Well Mandy, you’ve done it again. Entertaining and informative. I know people (mostly Bun) think I’m a nerd, but I really do think having MREs on hand is a good idea. That, and a small machine gun. And a machete. And bottled water. And an underground bunker. Other than that, I think those survivalists are just plain crazy.
We’ll see who has the last laugh when the zombies come… LOL
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Thank you for the re-blog, sweetie! 🙂
No problem. Thanks you for blogging it 😉