Zombie Survival Store Opens in Florida

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Zombie Survival Army/Navy Store recently opened in Orlando, FL. It sells typical Army/Navy store stuff — camouflage jackets, ammo boxes, etc. — but it also features a pretty broad selection of supplies to help you survive a zombie apocalypse, such as MRE’s and first aid kits.

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Although if you get a wicked zombie bite, I’m not sure a Band-Aid will help. 

More usefully, they have a shit-ton of knives for sale.

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Don’t think of it as a machete; think of it as a portable zombie guillotine. 

So when the zombie apocalypse comes, head to Orlando to stock up on supplies. And trust no one.

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