Dear Santa: Suck ItPosted: December 26, 2013 Filed under: Bizarre, Miscellaneous, Nerd HQ, UFOs | Tags: Amazon.com, CIA, GeorgeTakei, MUFON, Star Trek, UFO Detector Leave a comment
I’m a simple woman. I only asked Santa for a few small things this year: eternal youth, world domination and this UFO detector. (Click here to see it; SO snazzy and it’s getting great reviews on Amazon.com, including this one from someone who is definitely not an alien.)
I knew I was chancing it on the youth and world domination requests, but I felt certain that someone would buy me the UFO detector. I mean, c’mon… it even got a sterling review from the peerless George Takei (AKA Sulu from Star Trek.) Just look at this oiled blue steel beauty:
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But did I get one? No! It’s like Santa doesn’t even know me at all.
Screw the holidays. I am converting to Jediism. Maybe next year I’ll at least get a goddamned light saber.