Cronut Update: The is Not a Wang, You Perv

The controversial baker who brought us last year’s food craze (the Cronut) just introduced his latest gourmet goodie – the  peanut butter pretzel – which looks like a pastry penis. That you’re supposed to dip into a buttery sauce and put in your mouth.

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You had me at buttery sauce. 

People are already lining up around the block to get their hands on it and genital jokes abound. Baker Dominique Ansel, however, is shocked, shocked I say, to hear his latest described as phallic. He claims that it is supposed to look like a lobster. Riiiiiiiight. A lobster.

I’ll take a dozen.

 



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