FEMA Planning Zombie UFO Crash Site Drills?

Now I love zombies as much as the next person, but this is a little creepy.  A gentleman named David VanDerBeek is running for Governor of Nevada in 2014. On his website, VanDerBeek claims that he found a page on FEMA’s site that listed plans for a disaster drill called — and I quote  — ZOMBIE UFO CRASH DISASTER FULL-SCALE EXERCISE. (See screenshot below.) He says that when he contacted FEMA for more information, they took the page down.

So either this guy’s a gubernatorial conspiracy nut with mad Photoshop skillz, or FEMA has a better sense of humor than we’ve been led to believe. This makes no sense. A zombie disaster drill? Sure. A UFO crash response exercise? Duh. (I’ve been to Roswell. I didn’t just fall off the alien turnip truck.)

But a Zombie UFO Crash drill? That’s just ridiculous. Zombies don’t have the motor skills required to fly a UFO. Everyone knows that.

Zombie-UFO-Crash-Disaster-Full-Scale-Exercise-Main

This had better be fake. I have no idea how to fight off intergalactic zombies. 


2 Comments on “FEMA Planning Zombie UFO Crash Site Drills?”

  1. This means that corn and grains are not part of this plan.
    This happened because of our turtle-like evolution as well as
    the world’s modernization. Experiencing easy weight loss and improved health on a diet
    emphasizing vegetables and whole foods isn’t surprising to obesity experts like Dr.

    • Mandy F. says:

      So you’re saying that the zombies – being on a protein-based diet plan – will easily be able to take down the average overweight, Cheeto-obsessed American? Those fiendish bastards!


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