More Tentacle Sex Jokes: The New Jersey Sea MonsterPosted: June 21, 2013
A New Jersey fisherman caught a horrifying creature that’s being called The New Jersey Sea Monster in the Raritan River two years ago. Although it looks like a sci-fi special effect — possibly from a movie called Toothy Vagina Snake II: The Reckoning — it is, in fact, a sea lamprey. Which is basically a giant tentacle with teeth. In other words, this is the basis for some deeply disturbing tentacle sex anime movies.
Someone in Japan is furiously masturbating to this right now.