Chinese Jet vs. UFO: The UFO Won
Posted: June 18, 2013 Filed under: Miscellaneous, Nerd HQ | Tags: Air China, Boeing 757, Emergency landing, Nick Pope, Nose cone, UFO 5 CommentsAn Air China Boeing 757 recently collided with an unknown flying object (UFO) at 26,000 feet, causing the pilots to make an emergency landing. When the plane reached the ground, the pilots were in for a shock — the nose cone of the plane was completely caved in. Check it out below:
Nothing to see here. Move along.
What’s even weirder is that the pilots didn’t see anything in their flight path. They just suddenly heard a loud bang and felt an abrupt, metallic impact. I’m not saying they did run into a UFO with a cloaking device engaged. I’m not saying they didn’t run into a UFO with a cloaking device engaged. But I am saying cloaking device a lot.
*cough cough* TOTES A UFO! *cough cough*
Official Chinese Government Explanation: “Blah, blah, swamp gas, blah, blah, weather balloon, blah blah, possibly a flock of geese. Blah.”
The Law of Physics: “Fuck you.”
No Faint Hearts in Fort Worth... 
Damn UFO drivers anyway. Most of them sucking on wine coolers, now days, whilst careening across nebulas and double dodging the occasional black hole. Space aliens cannot hold their liquor.
LOL! 🙂
I’d love to have a cloaking device for myself.
I think it was an asian tiger soccer Mom in a Chinese SUV. I have so many near misses on the 101 because of ’em.
Funny! : )