Godzilla Update!Posted: July 12, 2013 Filed under: Miscellaneous, Nerd HQ | Tags: 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami, Fukushima Prefecture, Godzilla, Mothra, Radioactive waste 6 Comments
In my recent story about mysterious stones spontaneously combusting in people’s pants, the popular theory was that the rocks had been contaminated by radiation from the destroyed Fukushima nuclear plant. In the aftermath of the 2011 tsunami, both the Japanese and U.S. government declared that there was no way that radioactive waste could be leaking into the ocean. Because you can always trust the authorities to be forthright and honest about these things.
Exhibit A from today’s paper:
And by “probably leaking into the ocean,” they mean “definitely pouring in and creating hideous Cloverfield monsters.”
So, break out the anti-Godzilla guns, kids. And someone text Mothra.
Then get ready for the weirdest three-way ever. (Mothra likes to watch.)
Here the next closest thing happening in MN http://news.yahoo.com/unusual-minnesota-rabbit-video-attracts-attention-173737293.html
Yikes! That poor, mutant bunny…
I see another possible “J.J. Abrams” script in the works…. Remember the 70’s duo, Pink Lady”…didn’t they retire somewhere near Fukushima?http://youtu.be/XS51heRa1-E
Pink Lady rules.
Thank you for your tireless efforts in keeping the public up to date, Mandy. I applaud you! (as I roll on the floor laughing my ass off – sometimes you just have to spell it out, am I right?) Thank you for the great stuff. I’m loving your blog.
Thank you, ma’am. I do my best to make you laugh. 🙂