Godzilla Update!

In my recent story about mysterious stones spontaneously combusting in people’s pants, the popular theory was that the rocks had been contaminated by radiation from the destroyed Fukushima nuclear plant. In the aftermath of the 2011 tsunami, both the Japanese and U.S. government declared that there was no way that radioactive waste could be leaking into the ocean. Because you can always trust the authorities to be forthright and honest about these things.

Exhibit A from today’s paper: 

Fukushima

And by  “probably leaking into the ocean,” they mean “definitely pouring in and creating hideous Cloverfield monsters.”

So, break out the anti-Godzilla guns, kids. And someone text Mothra.

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Then get ready for the weirdest three-way ever. (Mothra likes to watch.) 


6 Comments on “Godzilla Update!”

  1. Mandy F. says:

    Yikes! That poor, mutant bunny…

  2. Joe Rocco says:

    I see another possible “J.J. Abrams” script in the works…. Remember the 70’s duo, Pink Lady”…didn’t they retire somewhere near Fukushima?http://youtu.be/XS51heRa1-E

  3. Judy Lawson says:

    Thank you for your tireless efforts in keeping the public up to date, Mandy. I applaud you! (as I roll on the floor laughing my ass off – sometimes you just have to spell it out, am I right?) Thank you for the great stuff. I’m loving your blog.


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