Ghost Adventures is Fake? I Am Shocked!

Said no one ever. 

Paranormal researchers are up in arms about Ghost Adventures, claiming that the show is fake. It features three muscle-bound asshats going to “haunted” locations to heckle the spirit world. They try to embarrass the ghosts into appearing by yelling things like “Are you scared of me?” and “Don’t be such a pussy!”  Because the dead are definitely worried about their street cred.

Understandably, the ghosts never appear so you end up watching 40 minutes of douchebags in Ed Hardy shirts and laughable belt buckles (see below) bellowing threats at nothing.

Sadly, they’ve pulled this routine at the site of some very tragic incidents, such as the Villisca Axe Murder house. Even if they died 100 years ago, I still think it’s still in bad taste to tell dead people  to “suck it.”


Bravely taunting thin air since 2008. Hellz yeah! 

9 Comments on “Ghost Adventures is Fake? I Am Shocked!”

  1. Anita says:

    I had the misfortune of having to watch this show once, it was very cringeworthy. I have a feeling that if they ever saw a real ghost they would instantly drop to the floor and curl into the fetal position.

  2. davekheath says:

    A while back they did show in Portland, where they went down to the Shanghai tunnels. The host said that if he didn’t have an expert guide he would be lost and never find his way out. The thing is that the city has filled in most the tunnels and the longest stretch is like 200′ max. So if you can’t get the description of where you are standing right, how can I believe anything else you are saying.

    • Mandy F. says:

      Yeah, I feel like the producers and “hunters” on the show play pretty fast and loose with the facts. If I was a ghost and they yelled at me like that, I would haunt Zak’s house and hide all his hair gel. He’d be terrified.

  3. Wow! Never seen this beauty of TV programming absurdity but jeez are they short of ideas or what in TV land!

  4. sjoycarlson says:

    Nooooooooooo! Please tell me Ghost Hunters is real at least!

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