Haunted B&B: Come for the Ghosts, Stay for the Sex Demon

The Ancient Ram Inn, a 12th-century B&B located in the U.K., is considered to be one of the most haunted sites in England, according to the owners. Not only is it home to more than 20 ghosts, the Inn (which was built on top of the obligatory pagan graveyard) also claims to have its own sex demon that likes to get its freak on with the guests.


Gene: “Did someone say SEX DEMON?!?” *Does terrifying geriatric movements with his tongue*

Me: “Will someone please escort Mr. Simmons back to the home? It’s almost time for Matlock.” 

Do you have to pay extra for the demon sex? Please tell me there’s at least an established safe word.

sex demon

Kimaris the Corruptor: “Do I make you horny, baby?” *bad Austin Powers impression*

Female Guest: “ZEBRA! I repeat: ZEBRA!” 

7 Comments on “Haunted B&B: Come for the Ghosts, Stay for the Sex Demon”

  1. Anita says:

    Bahaha. I feel sorry for the front desk clerks at that place, imagine how many creepy but obviously not true ‘sex demon’ stories they have to put up with every week.

    • Mandy F. says:

      OMG, I never thought of that. So funny!

      Clerk: “And how was your stay?”

      Huge Perv: “Great – I didn’t get a wink of sleep… blah, blah… really puts the “ass” in Asmodeus…blah, blah… prehensile TAIL?…blah, blah.”

      Clerk: *rolls eyes, puts headphones on*

  2. Judy Lawson says:

    I always liked artichoke, but it’s a bad idea to include the word choke in your safe word.

  3. paywindow7 says:

    I submitted a comment here but I would rather you delete it.

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