Dead Bigfoot Body Tour 2014: Take the Poll!

Cryptozoologist Rick Dyer (star of a documentary called Shooting Bigfootwas recently awarded the corpse of a Sasquatch he claims to have shot in San Antonio after winning a court battle with the film’s producers. He has announced the he will now tour the country with said corpse, charging curious visitors a fee to view the body of Bigfoot, AKA Biggie. (I’ve preemptively given him a nickname, in case we ever meet and be come BFFs — Beast Friends 4EVA.)

Bigfoot Corpse

Kenny Rogers has really let himself go.

Dyer has a lot of critics in the Squatch community, who claim that he’s a shyster. Regardless of the facts, if the Dead Bigfoot Body Tour comes to Fort Worth, I am there like underwear.


5 Comments on “Dead Bigfoot Body Tour 2014: Take the Poll!”

  1. Somebody needs to swipe some DNA off of that thing and get it tested to see what’s really going on. Assuming that there is DNA to swipe, instead of only rubber from an old Chewbacca mask :D.

  2. Kevin says:

    Wow. If the Bigfoot “community” calls you a shyster, you are SOL.


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