Dead Bigfoot Body Tour 2014: Take the Poll!Posted: January 8, 2014 Filed under: Bigfoot, Bizarre, Cryptozoology | Tags: Bigfoot, Sasquatch 5 Comments
Cryptozoologist Rick Dyer (star of a documentary called Shooting Bigfoot) was recently awarded the corpse of a Sasquatch he claims to have shot in San Antonio after winning a court battle with the film’s producers. He has announced the he will now tour the country with said corpse, charging curious visitors a fee to view the body of Bigfoot, AKA Biggie. (I’ve preemptively given him a nickname, in case we ever meet and be come BFFs — Beast Friends 4EVA.)
Kenny Rogers has really let himself go.
Dyer has a lot of critics in the Squatch community, who claim that he’s a shyster. Regardless of the facts, if the Dead Bigfoot Body Tour comes to Fort Worth, I am there like underwear.
Somebody needs to swipe some DNA off of that thing and get it tested to see what’s really going on. Assuming that there is DNA to swipe, instead of only rubber from an old Chewbacca mask :D.
My money is on the Chewbacca mask, unfortunately. I will still go, though. 🙂
Oh,I am GETTING pics, whether they like it or not. I’ll wear a bouffant and smuggle my iPhone in my hair if I have to. 😉
I hope they’ll let you take pictures :D.
Wow. If the Bigfoot “community” calls you a shyster, you are SOL.
Fo SHO. Hey,KP – let me know if you are available for lunch before your classes start. We can discuss Squatch in detail. LOL