Seven-Foot Satan Statue In Oklahoma City? This Is Sure To End Well.
Posted: January 11, 2014 Filed under: Bizarre | Tags: Free Speech, Okies, Oklahoma, Oklahoma CIty, Satanic Statue, Satanists 4 CommentsA group of New York Satanists announced plans to erect a seven-foot-tall statue of Satan at the Oklahoma state Capitol building to protest the giant Ten Commandments statue that was built there in 2012.
Nope, nothing horrifying about this.
My Dad was from Oklahoma, so I know a few things about Okies. They like their guns loaded, their bibles thumped, and their Capitol buildings to be non-Satan-adjacent.
I’m all for free speech but if they put this thing up, it will last about week before someone shoots it, beheads it or converts it into a meth lab.
In summary: Good luck with this, Yankee infidels. This is TOTES a great idea that will in no way backfire whatsoever.
No Faint Hearts in Fort Worth... 
I still say they should do it. Totally. No one will even notice, probably.
No way. I’m telling you — I know my Okie cousins. They will definitely tump it over with a tractor or – hilariously – try to set it on fire.
Oh I can’t wait to see what happens to Satan!
I hope it gets built just to take bets on how long it lasts.