LAUGH your ass off as Wolfcop fights a gang of toothless rednecks!
THRILL as Wolfcop takes a blow to the head from a cultist wearing a (I am guessing) Honey Boo Boo mask!
CHEER as Wolfcop starts howling along with his own police siren!
(This is an actual movie that is being made. Swear to God. Thanks to FOB Kevin Pendergraft for his reliably hilarious emails.)
And now, because I just figured out how to do polls… a poll on Wolfcop! Go ahead – take the poll. You know you want to.